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3PW
December 27, 2003
Belltime: A special 3pm bell time
Doors openat 2pm
Viking Hall
at the corner of Swanson & Ritner Streets.
Philadelphia, PA
(866) 228-0326
http://www.3pwrestling.com/

CZW/3PW Interpromotional Hardcore War: JOHN ZANDIG & SANDMAN vs. RAVEN& THE
MESSIAH

Fans of hardcore wrestling unite, as the two most extreme wrestling
promotions in Philadelphia join forces for the first time ever to bring you
this one-of-a-kind main event for the ages! Four legitimate Philly icons
will be in the same match, at the same time, in a situation once thought
impossible.  Let's look at the two teams involved in perhaps the biggest
match in the history of 3PW OR CZW:

On November 22nd, Raven shocked the world by making a surprise return to
3PW...as commissioner!  He wasted no time throwing his weight around,
introducing his new bodyguard, Jack Victory, and inserting himself into a
match with Sabu and the Sandman to determine a new 3PW Heavyweight Champion.
His true self-serving intentions became crystal-clear when he began changing
the rules of the match in his favor, and eventually utilized interference
from Victory to win the match and the title. Now, sitting atop both the
locker room AND the boardroom, Raven has decided to try to take out his
oldest foe, The Sandman, for good. Although the original challenge was for a
one-on-one match, Raven has used his stroke to make this a tag team contest
so that he could find himself some backup.  He wanted someone as sinister,
as devious, as maniacal as him, and he found such a partner in The Messiah,
a man whose threshold for pain is so high that even a well-publicized
attempted dismemberment could not keep him from returning to the ring to
continue his path of violence in CZW.  Individually, these two are very
dangerous... together, they are capable of unprecedented acts of sadism...
even for Viking Hall.
The Sandman hasn't changed much since he and Raven waged the most
intense,personal rivalry in the history of this business. He still drinks...
alot.  He still smokes... a lot. Most importantly, he is still one of the
toughest, most fearless wrestlers ever.  The Sandman is a legitimate
hardcore icon. Many say he embodies everything that ECW stood for then and
what 3PW stands for now.  So when he was forced to find a partner for
December 27th, who better than the man who truly embodies everything that
CZW stands for, the CZW Heavyweight Champion, and perhaps The Messiah's
biggest enemy, John Zandig?  Zandig's loyalty to Combat Zone runs deep, but
he was more than willing to enter this 3PW match for the chance to get his
hands on Messiah one more time, not to mention to seize the unique
opportunity to team with a man who truly forged a path in the wrestling
world for the hardcore explosion.
So, the match is made, the stage is set, and history will be made several
times over.  For the first time, the 3PW Heavyweight Champion and the CZW
Heavyweight Champion will be on opposite sides of the same match! For the
first time, Raven and The Messiah will team! For the first time, the
franchise players of the two most hardcore wrestling companies EVER will
join forces! Most importantly, for the first time, 3PW and CZW are working
together to give the fans the ultimate hardcore war! If you are a fan of
3PW... if you are a fan of CZW... hell, if you are a fan of ECW or "Blood,
Brawls, and Broads" in general, you owe it to yourself to get to
Philadelphia on December 27th, and join us for the biggest event of the
year. But that's just the tip of the iceberg...

JERRY LYNN vs. SABU

"The new F'N Show" will finally make his 3PW debut on December 27th,and he
may be stepping into one of the biggest matches of his career, as he does
battle with the "homicidal, genocidal, suicidal maniac". Both of these
wrestlers know what it's like to reign supreme in Philadelphia wrestling,and
both young veterans have shown their tendencies to put their bodies on the
line in big-time situations.  Lynn and Sabu have been a part of some ofthe
most memorable matches ever to take place in Viking Hall, and look to take
it to a whole new level on December 27th.  In a match that neither proud
competitor want to lose, what are they willing to do to win?

Bra and Panties match!: JASMIN ST. CLAIRE vs.  GEORGE FRANKENSTEIN (formerly
Gorgeous George) in a winner gets "Sugar Daddy" Tod Gordon!

It wasn't that long ago that George Frankenstein made her return to
3PW,receiving a warm reception from Jasmin St. Claire during a "Sugar Shack"
segment.  However, it didn't take long for that friendly vibe to go right
out the window once Jasmin saw the "Gorgeous" one getting a little too close
to her "Sugar Daddy" Tod Gordon.  The end result will be a 3PW style
bra-and-panties match: no ripping of clothes necessary here, the women will
actually START THE MATCH in nothing but bras and panties!  On December 27th,
two of the planet's hottest females will tear into each other wearing next
to nothing... oh, and let's not forget Jasmine's new "sex slave" TALIA, who
will also be in the house.  No matter what happens, the fans will truly be
the REAL winners... well actually, Tod Gordon is the real winner, because
whoever comes out on top will go home with the "Sugar Daddy"!

Old School Challenge: "HOTSTUFF" STRIKER vs. "SUPERFLY" JIMMY SNUKA!

For months, "Hotstuff" Striker has done his damndest to make a mockery of
wrestling's history.  Either that, or he is just an absolute nut job. Either
way, his attempts at paying homage to legendary (and not so legendary)
grapplers of the past are probably causing those who are no longer with us
to roll over in their graves... the still-living are just pissed off.   Case
in point, Jimmy Snuka, who makes his return to the City of Brotherly Love on
December 27th with one goal in mind... to teach Striker a lesson he will
never forget.  The "Superfly" is responsible forsome of the most memorable
moments in wrestling history... will we see another on December 27th?

BALLS MAHONEY vs. MIKE KRUEL

Talk about a clash of styles. On one side, you have "The Chair-Swingin' 
Freak" Balls Mahoney, a hardcore favorite in Philadelphia for years. On the
other side, you have the awesomely talented up-and-comer Mike Kruel,whose
tremendous mat-wrestling and submission skills have earned him the nickname
"The Shooter".   Will Kruel find himself on the business end of a steel
chair, or will Mahoney find himself tapping out in his return to Viking
Hall?

Also scheduled to appear: "Pitbull" Gary Wolf w/Vixen, The Blue Meanie,
Ruckus, Rob Eckos, CJ O' Doyle, Joey Matthews, Rockin' Rebel, Jack Victory,
and Damian Adams

*card subject to change

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 3PW
November 22, 2003 RESULTS
Viking Hall
at the corner of Swanson & Ritner Streets.
Philadelphia, PA
(866) 228-0326
Attendance: 475

Courtesy of 1Wrestling.com

The show opened with Bob Artese making note that while this building is
called Viking Hall, the sign outside still says "ECW Arena", which led to an
"ECW" chant from the crowd.

The opening match of the show saw Ricky Vega take on C.J. O' Doyle. The
crowd chanted "Scotty Riggs" and "American Males" at Vega, who did resemble
the former WCW star to a degree. Vega played the heel and asked for two
points when he took O'Doyle down to the mat. C.J. then scored a takedown,
and Vega went to the floor for a breather. They traded holds, then exchanged
legsweeps and covers for two counts. They then traded hiptosses, then slaps,
then Vega took O'Doyle down with a lariat for a two count. Vega stayed on
the offensive, but O'Doyle came up with a Fujiwara armbar, only for Vega to
make the ropes. O'Doyle hit a chop, then pounded Vega in the corner until he
was shoved away. Vega hit a back heel kick after booting a charging O'Doyle.
Vega hit a long vertical suplex, but missed a top rope headbutt. O'Doyle hit
a reverse DDT, then followed with a top rope legdrop for a two count.
O'Doyle missed a lariat, but floated over a Vega slam attempt and hit the
lariat for the pin at the 6:47 mark. Your winner, C.J. O'Doyle.

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Our second bout this evening featured Monsta Mack of Da Hit Squad fame
taking on former ECW World Tag Team champion Roadkill, who received a
standing ovation when he came out to the ring. They slugged it out center
ring to start out the match. Roadkill shoulder blocked Mack and he returned
the favor, but neither man moved. Mack powerslammed Roadkill. Mack charged
but was hit with a sidewalk slam. Mack retreated to the outside but Roadkill
avalanche splashed him into the railing, then missed a dive off the apron.
Mack beat him into the apron and mocked the crowd. Mack hit a cannonball
flip in the corner on Roadkill. Mack sunk in a rear chin lock. Mack went to
the top and missed a frog splash. Roadkill rallied the crowd, and came back
with a series of rights and a suplex. Roadkill hit a flying clothesline off
the center turnbuckle. Roadkill charged to splash Mack in the corner but
Mack pulled referee Jim Molineaux in front of him. Molineaux went to the
mat. Mack tried to hit Roadkill with a chain, but he was stopped and
Roadkill hit the barn burner. There was no referee to count the fall, so
Roadkill tried to wake Molineaux. Roadkill went for a belly to back suplex
and Mack hit Roadkill with the chain while he was in the air. Mack covered
Roadkill and scored the pinfall.

Your winner, Monsta Mack!

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"Hot Stuff" Matt Striker was out next, demanding to be introduced as hailing
from "Parts Unknown" with "Weight Unknown" as part of his "80's" gimmick.
His opponent tonight is Ruckus, who got a big ovation and was wearing pants
with "CZW" down the side (Combat Zone Wrestling runs regularly here). They
exchanged a test of strength, and Striker went for a Cobra Clutch, but
Ruckus elbowed out. Striker did the double leapdrog ala Jimmy Snuka, but
Ruckus came back with a handspring into a somersault senton. Striker poked
him in the eyes, then did the Rude Awakening neckbreaker. Striker pulled out
a mask and announced that he was Repo Man, then rang the ring bell across
the genitals of Ruckus. Striker did the Gran Naniwa elbow drop off the
ropes, but Ruckus came back with a DDT and a moonsault into a legdrop for
two. Ruckus missed the Razzle Dazzle (double handspring elbow). Striker hit
a Shawn Michaels superkick and a Bret Hart second rope elbow. Ruckus came
back with a rana, but Striker took over again with a gutbuster/backbreaker
combo, then hit the Jimmy Snuka "Superfly" splash for the pin at the five
minute mark. Striker jumped on referee John Finnegan's shoulders in
celebration as he left the ring.

Your winner is "Hot Stuff" Matt Striker.

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Bob Artese announced that the new 3PW Commissioner was going to be announced
tonight and asked him to come to the ring. Joey Matthews came out and gave a
long speech about the great Commissioners of the past like Bob Geigel and
Bob Armstrong and he knew how to be a great Commissioner. Bob Artese
announced Joey was wrestling and was not the Commissioner. Joey said that he
was the Commissioner. Tod Gordon came out and said he was the Commissioner
in ECW and he would be the Commissioner in 3PW as well. Bob Artese said that
Tod wasn't the Commissioner either. Jack Victory came out. Tod Gordon asked
Victory if he was the Commissioner and Victory said no, but he was the New
Commissioner's bodyguard, and introduced the new Commissioner Raven.

Raven came out to a standing ovation and a "Welcome Back" chant. Raven said
he has returned and asked Tod if he knew him as he looked a little familiar,
then threw Tod out of the ring. Raven announced Justin Credible has been
stripped of the 3PW championship and blamed him a loss they once had
together on Sunday Night Heat. He said that he, Sabu, and "whoever else
popped up" would fight in a Three-Way Dance later tonight. Joey said that he
thought he was going to be the Commissioner. Raven said that Joey has a good
build but his girlfriend (Alexis Laree) abandoned Raven's flock so he wasn't
high on Joey. He said that Joey thought a lot of his skills, so Raven could
put him in with anyone. Joey agreed and Low Ki hit the ring.

They started out feeling each other out. Low Ki kicked Joey in the leg and
he retreated to walk it off. They wrestled in a collar and elbow tie up,
going through the ropes and holding it on the floor. The referee broke it up
and sent them back into the ring. Low Ki tied up Matthews, who reversed it
into a hammerlock. They had a test of strength, with Joey bridging back. Low
Ki kneed him in the gut twice while his stomach was exposed in the bridge.
They wrestled back and forth on the mat and exchanging holds. They began
chopping each other back and forth with Low Ki getting the better of the
exchange. Matthews tried to throw Ki out of the ropes but he held onto the
ropes and spun around with a 619-esque kick. He hit a power drive elbow on
Matthews. They went back to chopping each other. Low Ki dragged Matthews to
all four corners chopping him. Low Ki went for a handspring kick but referee
John Finnegan was pulled between them by Matthews. Matthews thumbed Ki in
the eye, and began beating him on the floor.

Back in the ring, Ki went for a springboard kick but Matthews hit him low.
Low Ki came back with a kick and massacred him with chops. Ki finally
connected with his third springboard kick attempt. Matthews clotheslined him
on the ropes and hit a clothesline off the ropes for a two count. Matthews
picked up Ki for a suplex, but Ki (upside down in the air) began striking
Matthews with knees. Matthews dropped him over the ropes and Ki locked on a
Dragon Clutch/Tarantula variation. Ki attempted the Ki Krusher but Matthews
kept countering. Matthews went for a suplex but Ki kneed him in his face. Ki
hit a handspring kick and locked on the Ki Klutch. Matthews poked the
referee in the eyes and then started tapping when the ref couldn't see it.

Matthews hit him low and then struck with an inverted DDT. Matthews went for
the cover but Ki got his foot on the ropes. Ki began acting as if he was out
as Matthews struggled to pull him up. Ki rolled him over, locked on the Ki
Klutch and scored the tapout in 21 minutes, 16 seconds. After the match, Low
Ki offered his hand. Matthews acted as if he was going to shake it, and
walked out.

Your winner, Low Ki!

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After intermission, the next match saw the Blue Meanie vs. Rob Eckos, who
was accompanied by Matt Striker (who was dressed like, and acting like,
Jimmy Snuka). Striker did a Jimmy Snuka-like promo before the match, which
was hilarious. They exchanged waistlocks, and Meanie elbowed Eckos in the
corner and hit an elbowdrop for a two count. Eckos jumped to the floor for a
breather as Meanie was setting up for a bionic elbow. Striker took Eckos to
the side, and had him put on a mask. Striker put on an identical mask, and
said they would do the "Killer Bees". Of course, they weren't wearing the
same outfits, so it wasn't the best of plans. Striker did a switch, and
Meanie just stared at him. However, this did allow Eckos to grab Meanie from
behind for a neckbreaker. Meanie came back with a backslide for a two count,
and Striker tried to get involved, only for Meanie to drop toe hold Eckos
into Striker's groin. Eckos hit a legsweep, then went to the top rope, but
Meanie caught him on the flying bodypress and powerslammed him. Striker ran
in, but Meanie turned his mask around, so he couldn't see. Striker
accidentally hit Eckos, and Meanie DDT'd Eckos for the pin at the 5:40 mark.

Your winner, The Blue Meanie.

Post match, Striker and Eckos gave Meanie a Hart Attack, and Striker
delivered the Superfly splash. Commissioner Raven and Jack Victory came out,
Raven reminded us that he invented the Blue Meanie, as he ordered that he be
taken to the back. Raven mentioned that he was choked up by the reception he
got earlier, then he realized the crowd was full of degenerates. The crowd
cheered him anyway. Raven asked Striker to do his Snuka impression, then
informed Striker that next month, he will face the real Jimmy "Superfly"
Snuka.

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They announced that the main event of the next show on 12/27 will be Sabu &
CZW champion Zandig vs. The Messiah & Jerry Lynn.

Next up was an edition of Tod Gordon's Sugar Shack. Tod came out with Jasmin
St. Claire. A fan grabbed Jasmin's butt as they walked around the ring. The
slug got punched by Gordon and dragged out by security. Hands off the
merchandise moron. Jasmin talked about all the presents Tod bought her and
said she had one for Tod tonight. Jasmin went to the back and brought out a
hot blonde named Talia. Jasmin said she is a piece of white trash who will
do anything and Jasmin got her to be Tod's sex slave. Tod demanded Talia
take off her shoes and she did. Tod told her to touch her toes. Tod asked
Jasmin what they were going to do. Jasmin said they were going to tie her up
and spank her. Tod got more excited than Buck Woodward watching a Jimmy
Valiant tape.

Tod then introduced Pitbull Gary Wolfe and his "mystery woman" talking about
Wolfe's change in attitude of late. Tod asked Wolfe who the woman was and
Wolfe said her name is Vixen. Wolfe said he went to all the gyms in Philly
because he was sick of all the fans who don't appreciate anything and he
found the one person who could watch her back. Wolfe said no one get in the
ring with her and there is no "Ninth Wonder of the World" who can get in the
ring with her.

Tod said that Damian Adams was in the back telling everyone that Wolfe was
"1994" and he was old news while Adams was "2004." Wolfe said he could come
out right now and challenged him.

Damian Adams hit the ring and went right at the Pitbull. Gary Wolfe
responded with punches, but Damian came back with a dropkick and a baseball
slide to the floor. However, Pitbull came right back with power moves,
tossing Damian to the floor. Pitbull hit a vertical suplex and applied a
rear chinlock on Adams, who was bleeding. Adams came back with a bodyblock,
but Wolfe was right back in command with a clothesline. Adams leapfrogged
Pitbull and went for a rana, but Wolfe caught it and powerbombed him, yet
refused to pin him. Pitbull then lied on top of Adams, but Adams turned it
into a crucifix and got the pin at the 4:05 mark.

Your winner, Damian Adams.

Post match, Pitbull hung Adams over the top rope with his chain and left him
in a bloody heap at ringside.

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Next up was a "special attraction match", as Homicide took on Xavier. They
started wrestling back and forth. Xavier did a dive over the ropes on
Homicide to the floor. They battled on the floor and Homicide tossed Xavier
back in the ring. The fans chanted "AC Slater" at Xavier and then sang the
Saved By The Bell theme song. Homicide took it to Xavier, getting several
near falls. Xavier hit a powerslam for a near fall. He then hit a spinning
kick on Homicide. Xavier missed a knee strike in the corner and Homicide hit
a running kick in the corner. They battled outside on the apron, chopping
each other. Xavier charged Homicide and missed, hitting his head atop the
ringpost and crashing to the floor. Homicide hit a tope con hilo through the
ropes to the floor. They got back in the ring and Xavier clotheslined him on
the ropes as they got back in. Xavier hit a top rope clothesline and locked
in a cross arm breaker. Xavier worked on Homicide's arm, locking in a
crossarmbreaker and other armbar variations. Homicide battled back with
rights but Xavier went back to work on the arm. Xavier went for a crossface
chickenwing but Homicide ducked down, sending him into the turnbuckles.
Homicide hit an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline for a near fall.
Homicide locked up Xavier as if he was going to hit a fisherman's buster,
then flipped around into a neckbreaker. He hit a T-bone suplex. Homicide hit
a piledriver for a near fall. Homicide went for the Copkiller but Xavier
countered with a reverse Pedigree for a near fall. Xavier went for a top
rope 450 splash. Homicide moved, and Xavier rolled through and landed on his
feet. They went back and forth with several near falls and reversals until
Xavier ducked a lariat and rolled up Homicide, hooking the tights to score
the pin in over 15 minutes.

Your winner, Xavier!

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The main event, a three way dance for the vacant 3PW World Heavyweight
Title, was next. Raven, with Jack Victory, vs. Sabu, with Tod Gordon &
Jasmin St. Claire, vs. The Sandman.

Sandman made his usual beer drinking entrance, wearing a Raven T-Shirt and
carrying a ladder and a Singapore cane. Commissioner Raven got on the mic
and said that no entrance music could play longer than 45 seconds, forcing
Sandman to cut his entrance early. Raven also forced Sandman to put down the
cane, and to stop smoking. Raven grabbed Jasmin before the bell and DDT's
her. Sabu went to give her mouth-to-mouth, which ticked off Tod Gordon.
While Gordon yelled at Sabu, Sandman tried to revive her. While Gordon
yelled at Sandman, Raven went to revive her. Then Sabu and Sandman tried to
revive her at the same time. Gordon finally got her out of the ring and took
her to the back. The bell rang to begin the match.

Sabu went to work on Sandman's arm, while Raven watched. Raven then kicked
Sandman. The crowd broke into an "ECW" chant. There was a three way lockup,
with no one getting an advantage. They did the triple headlock spot, then
Raven rammed Sabu's head into Sandman's gut. They started brawling, and
Sandman clotheslined Sabu. Raven kept ducking out of the action, then
running back in when he could get the better of someone. Sandman and Raven
went to the floor, and Sabu gave them both a baseball slide. A fan gave Sabu
a chair, and Sabu did a triple jump onto Sandman and Raven at ringside. They
brawled at ringside, and tables were set up by Raven on several sides of the
ring. Sabu threw a chair at Sandman twice, nailing him in the head. Raven
tossed several chairs into the ring. Sabu hit an Arabian facebuster on
Sandman's arm in the ring, but Raven broke up the cover. Sandman hit Raven
and Sabu with low blows. Raven came back with a drop toe hold into a chair
on Sandman, and Sabu followed with an Arabian facebuster on Sandman for two.
Raven broke up the cover, then did his own Arabian facebuster on Sandman,
but Sabu broke up the pin. Sabu went for a Triple Jump, but Raven tripped
him into the chair. Sandman whipped Sabu into Raven. Sandman then hit a
chair launch into both men in the corner. Sandman covered Sabu, who kicked
out. Raven grabbed Sandman's beer, and Sandman lowblowed him. Sandman hit
Raven with the can of beer. Sabu set up a table in the ring. Sandman
suplexed Sabu. Raven suplexed Sandman. Sabu suplexed Raven. Sabu put Raven
on the table, which collapsed under his weight. Sabu put the table in the
corner, put Raven against it, then chair launched into a leg lariat, putting
Raven through the table. Sandman crawled over to make the cover, but Sabu
broke it up. Sabu put Sandman on a table at ringside and legdropped him
through it. Sabu put Raven and Sandman on a table at ringside, but both
moved as Sabu went for a slingshot legdrop, and Sabu went through the table
alone. Sandman tossed a ladder in the ring. Raven set it up and climbed up,
but thought better of it, and had Jack Victory help him down. Sabu tossed
the ladder at Raven and covered him for two. Sabu dropkicked the ladder into
Sandman for another two. Raven did an airplane spin with the ladder, hitting
Sandman and Sabu. The fans chanted "You're not Funk" at him. Sabu gave Raven
a drop toe hold into a chair, then hit Air Sabu. He went for it again, but
Raven caught him with a clothesline. Sandman brought a table into the ring.
Sabu suplexed Sandman into the ladder, which bent in half. Raven put Sabu on
a table, then DDT'd Sandman on the mat for two. Raven DDT'd Sabu to the mat
for another two. Raven but Sabu back on the ladder, and went to the ropes.
Sabu crotched Raven on the top. Sabu tossed Sandman onto a table, and hit a
Atomic Arabian Facebuster to the back of Sandman's head as he got up,
sending him face first through the table. Raven shoved Sabu from the ring
and covered Sandman for the pin at 16:42.

Your winner, and new 3PW Champion, Raven.

Raven got on the mic and said that next month he would beat Sandman
one-on-one. Sandman got back up and low blowed Raven, then legdropped him
through the remains of one of the tables. Jack Victory pulled Raven from the
ring and carried him to the back.

That's all from here, goodnight everyone!

[credit 1wrestling.com]

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An IWS Press Release

Internet Wrestling Syndicate
http://www.syndicatewrestling.com
Montreal, Qu脙漏bec, CANADA

Sunday, November 23rd, 2003

*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*

X crashes the Arsenal脗鹿s party

   X, the masked superstar from the NWA/TNA, stunned fans of the IWS when he stormed the ring and attacked the IWS champion the Arsenal at the conclusion of Payback脗鹿s A Bitch. The Arsenal and his goons, the Hardcore Ninjaz, were in the process of celebrating their victory over Sexxxy Eddy and the Flying Hurricanes. X declared that he had come to the IWS to take the Arsenal脗鹿s IWS title. This news was greeted enthusiastically by the capacity crowd that filled the Skratch Saturday night.

 X made his NWA/TNA debut November 5th, during the Nashville based promotions weekly pay-per-view event. He made an immediate impact winning the X division battle royale to become a leading contender for the X division title. Before Payback脗鹿s A Bitch started, Brian the Guppie, from Team 990脗鹿s Between the Ropes, announced that the NWA/TNA had given the IWS special permission to play the X division battle royale in its entirety.

 Commissioner Joseph Fitzmorris started off the action at Payback脗鹿s A Bitch by bringing the Westmount Playboy, Kid Kamikaze and the Career Killer Kurt Lauderdale to the ring. Calling out Don Francesco, the Commissioner apologized to the Chomedey crime lord for accidentally costing his team the victory and a shot at the IWS titles at the previous show. The Commissioner promised that if Don Francesco脗鹿s boys beat Kid Kamikaze and Kurt Lauderdale that he would give them a shot at the titles at the next show. Don Francesco accepted and then announced, 脗鲁Commissioner, you had better not mess up again. Eric Mastrocola screwed up a job for me so I had Tomassino put him in the dumpster out back. I decided that the only people that you can really trust in this business are your family. So I called my older brother and had him send my nephew to be Tomassino脗鹿s new partner: Dan Paysan!脗虏

 In the following bout, Dan Paysan proved why he is considered one of Canada脗鹿s finest young cruiser-weights, Tomassino and Kurt Lauderdale took turns demonstrating their power and Kid Kamikaze continued his quest to earn the respect of the fans as the best technician in the IWS. In the end, Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris proved to be the difference as Dan Paysan caught a chair from the Commissioner just in time for Kid Kamikaze to drive it back into his face with an Elevator Shining Wizard. Kid Kamikaze finished off the dazed Dan Paysan with a roll-up at 9:28.

 Dru Onyx was scheduled to face Shane Simmons at Payback脗鹿s A Bitch. Sadly, due to an injury, Shane Simmons was unable to fulfill this commitment. An angry Dru Onyx came to the ring, accused Simmons of cowardice and threw out an open challenge. His challenge was answered by Los Latinos, who combined weigh less than Onyx脗鹿 325 pounds of 脗鲁Canadian Mean!脗虏 Dru Onyx won the impromptu handicap match, using a combination of a Boston Crab and a Camel Clutch to force both Latinos to tap at 5:51. After the match, still annoyed that the pint-sized Peruvians would consider themselves worthy of challenging him, Dru Onyx grabbed a barbed wire bat. Before he could attack Los Latinos with it, PCP Crazy F脗鹿N Manny hit the ring to stop him from using the bat on them. Manny succeeded in protecting Los Latinos, but he couldn脗鹿t protect himself as Dru Onyx turned on him and hit him with the barbed wire bat and followed up with several sickening chair shots.

 Beef Wellington found himself outnumbered in his singles match against Fred le Merveille as Fred brought the full Syndicat de Lutte Internet to ringside with him. Protesting that he really did not hate French people, Beef tried to distract le SLI with gifts of Mae West and Pepsi (Diet Pepsi for Mark le Grizzly.) Using his speed and smarts, not to mention his crowd-pleasing top rope ass punch, Beef Wellington was able to use le SLIs numbers against them. He was poised to win the match by putting Fred le Merveille through a laminated Titanic poster with his trademark E. Coli tiger pile driver, when Beef脗鹿s girlfriend and valet Elsa Bangz unexpectedly betrayed Beef with a low blow. Fred won the match with a running knee at 12:50.

 After the match, the combined SLI including Elsa Bangz spray painted 脗鲁SLI脗虏 and the shape of a fleur de lis in blue paint on Beef脗鹿s prone form. The worst part of Elsa脗鹿s betrayal is that after being forced from his Westmount home last month after losing to Kid Kamikaze, Beef had been living with her. The former Westmount Warrior is now homeless.

 The long anticipated match between the IWS Odd Couple and tag champions the Green Phantom and EXcesS69 and their challengers Quebec City脗鹿s Xtreme Revolution more than lived up to expectations. EXcesS69 and Nightmare Manson began the match with a five minute exhibition of submission wrestling. The crowd cheered every counter and reversal as the two men stretched each other to the breaking point and beyond. Then Crazy Crusher and the Green Phantom got involved and the match became a showcase for a flurry of hardcore action climaxing with Crazy Crusher doing a moonsault with a chair from off one of the elevated equipment platforms surrounding the ring. After many two counts for both teams, EXcesS69 was on the verge of forcing Crazy Crusher to tap out, when Crusher脗鹿s partner Nightmare Manson rolled the two men into a pin for Crusher and the win at 18:21.

 The stunned crowd gave a big ovation to the team from Quebec City who are now double champions holding the tag team belts in both CCW and IWS. No one was sure how the Green Phantom would react to losing the gold, given the long history of antagonism between him and EXcesS69, but in the end the Phantom hugged his tag team partner and both men handed over their tag belts to Xtreme Revolution in a show of good sportsmanship rarely seen in the IWS.

 Kevin Steen has been thrilling Quebec crowds for the past three months putting on the best match of the night every night that he has wrestled. In fact, Quebec wrestling fans are beginning to believe that Kevin Steen is almost as good as he thinks he is. During Payback脗鹿s A Bitch, Kevin Steen collided with the Mexican sensation El Generico. The two men battered each other into a stupor shifting from technical wrestling to high flying to stiff blows like two wrestling Ferraris. In the end, El Generico reversed Kevin Steen脗鹿s attempt at a third package pile driver into a roll-up and the win at 20:52. Knowing that he was lucky to escape with the win, El Generico offered his hand to Kevin Steen, but the furious and embarrassed Steen ignored El Generico脗鹿s congratulations and stalked to the back.

 The main event of Payback脗鹿s A Bitch saw six men who truly despise one another clash in a tag team battle. Sexxxy Eddy has no love for either the Arsenal or his goons the Hardcore Ninjaz after they stole his chance at being the IWS脗鹿 first ever three time champion. His team mates, the Flying Hurricanes, have a grudge with the Hardcore Ninjaz after being attacked by the Ninjaz for daring to get cheered by the crowd more they were. This six man tag saw the men who call themselves the 脗鲁Fan Favourites脗虏 the Arsenal and the Hardcore Ninjaz come to grips with the true Fan Favourites of the IWS, Eddy and the Flying Hurricanes. During the wild, violent, hate-filled melee that followed, Eddy and the Flying Hurricanes got some small measure of revenge, but in the end the cheating tactics of the Arsenal and the Hardcore Ninjaz proved too much. The finish came as Kenny the Bastard was isolated in the ring with Eddy and Takao on the outside. The Arsenal picked up Kenny for a Fisherman脗鹿s Buster, but before delivering it the Hardcore Ninjaz picked up the Arsenal on their shoulders to make it a Super Fisherman脗鹿s Buster or as the so-called Fan Favourites call it 脗鲁The Move of the Night!脗虏 This won them the match at 22:37.

 It was as the Arsenal and the Hardcore Ninjaz were celebrating their victory that X hit the ring. With help from Eddy and Takao, X disposed of the Hardcore Ninjaz and turned his attentions on the IWS champion. Eddy and the Hurricanes held the Arsenal down as X delivered a mat shaking top rope cannon ball. X then announced to the cheers of the crowd that he had come to the IWS to win the Arsenal脗鹿s belt.

 Only time will tell if X脗鹿s appearance is merely the prelude to appearances of other NWA/TNA superstars in the IWS, or if IWS stars will make their debut in Nashville. One thing is certain, the Arsenal is a marked man.

 The IWS presents Season脗鹿s Beatings scheduled for Saturday, December 13th, at Le Skratch, 965 Cure Labelle, Chomedey, Laval, Qu脙漏bec. Doors open at 8:30 pm. Tickets are twelve dollars. For information about the show e-mail ticket@syndicatewrestling.com or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/. For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail merchandise@syndicatewrestling.com or order from http://xrv.com/its/.

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Daron Smythe defeated Nikita Allanov to advance to the 5-way elimination